Remind me again why I have a cat...

[frostfox]

Couldn't get on internetty thingie last night. Even a call to Dr Plokta didn't work.

A certain cat had chewed through the phone extension cable. Now repaired with the very sharp scalpel and the very small screwdriver and a bottle of Pinotage.

And he stalks my shoe laces. And my fingers. And every living thing within a mile radus turns tail and runs when he steps through the cat flap.

Maximum Destruction Trouble Is My Middle Name Mason is too long a name for a cat, no matter how tempting.

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[frostfox.livejournal.com]

No, but the bullocks are looking worried (open fields and canal and stream at end of road, the possibilities for kill are huge, if he brings home the kingfisher, I will lynch the grey fuzzy bastard)

Typed one handed, grey fuzzy bastard asleep on lap looking like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.