Remind me again why I have a cat...

[frostfox]

Couldn't get on internetty thingie last night. Even a call to Dr Plokta didn't work.

A certain cat had chewed through the phone extension cable. Now repaired with the very sharp scalpel and the very small screwdriver and a bottle of Pinotage.

And he stalks my shoe laces. And my fingers. And every living thing within a mile radus turns tail and runs when he steps through the cat flap.

Maximum Destruction Trouble Is My Middle Name Mason is too long a name for a cat, no matter how tempting.

Comments

[drplokta]

Bwahaha!

[frostfox.livejournal.com]

Hush you.

Or Flick and I will start with the slashy messaging again.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

A certain cat had chewed through the phone extension cable. Now repaired with the very sharp scalpel and the very small screwdriver and a bottle of Pinotage.

For a second or two that was interestingly ambiguous.

[frostfox.livejournal.com]

Don't think it hasn't been considered.

I blame Terry P.
Max is most positively a Real Cat (tm).

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

I would suspect, but do not know, that you have a cat because of all the companionship stuff I keep hearing about. I should probably give in and get one just as soon as I can afford a larger apartment.

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

Max for short?

[frostfox.livejournal.com]

His name seems to be 'MAX! DON'T DO THAT!" most of the time.
It's like living with a juvinile delinquent. I know why he ended up at the RSPCA. Hoodlum.

[eleyan.livejournal.com]

But think how bored you'd be without him. The internet won't sit in your lap and purr. Mind you, it won't throw up hairballs on the stairs either...

[frostfox.livejournal.com]

The iBook sit's on my lap and purrs.

Max just attacks my shoelaces as I walk down stairs. And the hem of my hippy tassle skirt. And my slippers. And my ankles.

[antonia-tiger.livejournal.com]

Industrial safety boots.

And army surplus ripstop DPM.

Tabitha is, however, of the black-and-white GPO sub-species, though she prefers to watch Thomas The Tank Engine. So, after a few initial misunderstandings, she settled in quite nicely.

[eleyan.livejournal.com]

Aww, he's just showing his affection. Remember how touching it was the first time you let him out and he kept coming back to check if you were still there?

Re: Remind me again why I have a cat...

[davidschroth.livejournal.com]

So you'll have a never ending source of material for LJ posts, and anecdotes, and illos, and...

Maximum Destruction Trouble Is My Middle Name Mason is too long a name for a cat, no matter how tempting.

I have to disagree with that assertion. Of course, I've already made the acquaintance of elisem's Aragorn de Morgan Xylophone Sophocles Cat, so I guess I've been (im)properly trained...

[gythanorth.livejournal.com]

AT least yours isn't bring home full grown rabbits (yet)

[frostfox.livejournal.com]

No, but the bullocks are looking worried (open fields and canal and stream at end of road, the possibilities for kill are huge, if he brings home the kingfisher, I will lynch the grey fuzzy bastard)

Typed one handed, grey fuzzy bastard asleep on lap looking like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.