Anyone got 310k going spare that they can let me have?

Let's have a whip round.

The house next door to my favourite hotel has been bought and renovated by my friendly hotel owners.

It's now up for sale.

It's the house between the hotel (painted yellow with blue windows) and the house next door (painted white). You can't really tell it's frontage from the hotel's.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32241815.html

Want. Want. Want.
They've cleverly put the lounge on the first floor (the hedge would block the view from the ground floor, even at the elevation of Beach Bank).
Want.

I think I might buy my annual lottery ticket tomorrow.

FF